okcupid?... more like okstupid!


So, just like any other 20-something single girl out there..I'm on the prowl. I have made a list of very hard-hitting questions that are very important to me, because if you're going to kick it with me...ya gotta on my level... I posted them onto an account on okcupid.com and I'm going to share with you what men respond with. i hope you enjoy it as much as i do. <3

xXlighthecityXx

1) whats your favorite color? - Orange 
2) what’s your favorite dinosaur? - velociraptor -cmon cant get much cooler then that 
3) what’s do you think is the most important Harry Potter spell? Expecto Patronum , what do you think your patronum would be..id want a polar bear haha 
4) What’s your favorite cookie? snickerdoodle 
5) team Jacob or team Edward? I have to say neither on this one sorry 
6) if we were in the hunger games together..would you kill me? hmm depends if youd try and kill me first 
7) if we could be in a musical together, which one would it be? probably spiderman turn out the lights 
8) do you believe in unicorns? if i ever met a real wizard then maybe 
9) are you a cat person or a dog person? dogs, specifically english bulldog 
10) what is your view on aliens? they are probably out there 
11) What’s your favorite Disney movie? ratatouille i absolutely love that movie, maybe cause i love to cook 
12) What’s your favorite Pokeman? jolteon, I actually had it on my iphone on a gameboy emulator 
13) How would save us from a zombie apocalypse? Not enough time to answer that one, iv actually thought about that a lot haha 
14) can you handle ALLLLL DISSSS?! what do you think? 

bonuszenny

1) whats your favorite color? 
blue 
2) what’s your favorite dinosaur? 
trex 
3) what’s do you think is the most important Harry Potter spell? 
not a fan! 
4) What’s your favorite cookie? 
chocolate chip 
5) team Jacob or team Edward? 
neither 
6) if we were in the hunger games together..would you kill me? 
hell no. i’d be macking on you :) 
7) if we could be in a musical together, which one would it be? 
beauty and the beast 
8) do you believe in unicorns? 
duh… i have one. 
9) are you a cat person or a dog person? 
dogs! 
10) what is your view on aliens? 
they are among us! actually i dunno. haha. probably out there somewhere. 
11) What’s your favorite Disney movie? 
sword in the stone 
12) What’s your favorite Pokeman? 
picachu 
13) How would save us from a zombie apocalypse? 
pooping 
14) can you handle ALLLLL DISSSS?! 
duuuuh :) 

Btw in that one picture it looks like your shorts are painted on. Do those hurt to put on? 

DevilMadeMeDo__

Hey IPlayForK33ps, 

A HOT closet nerd, at that! ;-) 

And, because of this, I will answer your questions: 

1) whats your favorite color? GREEN 
2) what’s your favorite dinosaur? OH GEEZ! AS A KID, I LIKED THE TERADACTYL, STEGOSAURUS, AND THE OTHER ONE, I DON’T REMEMBER THE NAME. IT HAD AN ARMORED BACK AND A CLUBBED TAIL THE LAMBEOSAURUS WAS FUN TOO. 
3) what’s do you think is the most important Harry Potter spell? YOU GOT ME. I DON’T REMEMBER ANY OF HIS SPELLS. BLASPHEMY, I KNOW. 
4) What’s your favorite cookie? FORTUNE COOKIE. 
5) team Jacob or team Edward? LOGICALLY, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN JACOB—TO BE WITH SOMEONE STILL ALIVE AND CAN GROW OLD WITH RATHER THAN SOMEONE DEAD THAT WOULD REQUIRE YOU TO BE DEAD. HOWEVER, THE SECOND JACOB DID THE HORRIBLY DOUCHEY AND UNFORGIVABLE THING OF ANSWERING THE PHONE AND TELLING EDWARD THAT SHE WAS DEAD, HE LOST MY SUPPORT. 
6) if we were in the hunger games together..would you kill me? THAT WOULD DEFEAT MY PURPOSE! ;-) HAHA 
7) if we could be in a musical together, which one would it be? WOULD NOW BE A BAD TIME TO TELL YOU I’M NOT A FAN OF MUSICALS? I DIDN’T MIND “CHICAGO” BUT I DON’T KNOW IF THERE ARE PARTS FOR US IN IT. 
8) do you believe in unicorns? CRYPTOZOOLOGY, SURE. 
9) are you a cat person or a dog person? WOOF. 
10) what is your view on aliens? I TAKE THE MIDDLE LINE. MATHEMATICALLY, ALL THE STARS AND PLANETS OUT THERE, THERE HAS TO BE ALIENS, SOMEWHERE. HAVE THEY VISITED EARTH, I DON’T KNOW. BUT IT’S FUN TO BELIEVE. 
11) What’s your favorite Disney movie? THE LITTLE MERMAID 
12) What’s your favorite Pokeman? N/A I’M OLDER THAN YOU, POKEMAN WAS AFTER MY TIME. 
13) How would save us from a zombie apocalypse? WITH A HARRY POTTER SPELL YOU’D HAVE INGRAINED IN MY MEMORY AFTER FINDING OUT I DIDN’T KNOW ANY. 
14) can you handle ALLLLL DISSSS?! HELL, YEAH! 

Now, even if you’re not interested, please kindly at least write a one sentence reply since I took the time to answer all these. Haha. Thank you. 

CdnInParis

Hey there, 

Well, you’re good at video games, I run a team that makes video games for a living. I also had a level 85 fire Mage, which I assume is still waiting there for me if I should ever return. So, given that, think we can skip the questionnaire with the assumption that we’re at least reasonably on the same level? ;) 

No idea if I can handle ALLLL DAT… but only one way to find out! Shall we? 

John 

hehe Garrett…

1) whats your favorite color?’ Green 

2) what’s your favorite dinosaur? Dilophosaurus, because they spit acid. 

3) what’s do you think is the most important Harry Potter spell? Avada Kedavra or Impervius 

4) favorite cookie? Chocolate chip peanut butter (also with bacon crumbles… trust me) 

5) team Jacob or team Edward? Neither. Antz had a better love story. Can I be team Antz? 

6) if we were in the hunger games together..would you kill me? 
No. I’d knock you unconscious and hide you till the end. Then we could do the ol’ poison berry maneuver. 

7) if we could be in a musical together, which one would it be? Avenue Q. 

8) do you believe in unicorns? Yes, and Noah is an asshole for leaving them off the ark. 

9) are you a cat person or a dog person? Dog trumps cat with personality, cat trumps dog on time-consumption 

10) what is your view on aliens? Stargate is actually a documentary. 

11) can you handle ALLLLL DISSSS?! Most likely. But you YOU handle ALLL DIIIIIS??!? 

Freaking Duncan…

1) whats your favorite color? Green definately 

2) what’s your favorite dinosaur? as i said on fb I want to say T-rex or raptor but land before time makes me like the Parasaurolophus just cuz ducky is cool. 

3) what’s do you think is the most important Harry Potter spell? Stupefy cuz if u want to get away, knock them out (and it sounds cool too lol) 

4) favorite cookie? peanut butter or chocolate chip. 

5) team Jacob or team Edward? i really dunno about this one… u basically have a sparkling vampire who watches girls in their sleep even if they arnt dating and a crazed territorial werewolf… 

6) if we were in the hunger games together..would you kill me? truthfully no. i say make an alliance to take out as many ppl as possible and if it gets down to the two of us, i say u survive. 

7) if we could be in a musical together, which one would it be? thats a hard one cuz i like alot of musicals: wicked, chicago, rent, seussical the musical, etc. but i would say wicked prolly. I really enjoyed that one over alot i have seen. 

8) do you believe in unicorns? duh! sad to say they are depleating in numbers cuz Markus Schulz is slaying them all =(. but they are like rabbits, they breed fast and stay well hidden. 

9) are you a cat person or a dog person? dog 

10) what is your view on aliens? real, thats an obvious one there. im amazed we dont have 100 % confirmation and just possible sitings but they are def. real. 

11) can you handle ALLLLL DISSSS?! the question is can u handle urself? LOL jk =P

12) Favorite Pokemon? probably charmander or squirtle. 

13) Favorite Disney movie? Great mouse detective!!! 

14) how would u survive a zombie Apocalypse? well not only follow the rules in zombie land but also use blunt objects more than guns cuz guns attract other zombies from the sound. also realize if someone is bit there is no way to save them, so dont even try sadly 

The Questions…

1) whats your favorite color?

2) what’s your favorite dinosaur?

3) what’s do you think is the most important Harry Potter spell?

4) What’s your favorite cookie?

5) team Jacob or team Edward?

6) if we were in the hunger games together..would you kill me?

7) if we could be in a musical together, which one would it be?

8) do you believe in unicorns?

9) are you a cat person or a dog person?

10) what is your view on aliens?

11) What’s your favorite Disney movie?

12) What’s your favorite Pokeman?

13) How would save us from a zombie apocalypse? 

14) can you handle ALLLLL DISSSS?!

boniverotica:

I asked Bon Iver to describe a perfect day. ‘We spend the morning picking wildflowers in the field near the one-room schoolhouse.  When the sun is high, we find a shade tree, spread out our Navajo blanket, and share a salad of organic arugula and some rosemary bread I baked.  You wear a picture hat and a linen romper.  I bring my banjo and play all your favorite Woody Guthrie songs.  In the evening, we smoke hand-rolled cigarettes and drink whiskey from a jam jar.  When the whiskey’s gone and we’ve smoked our last cigarette, we make love on the back porch with only the light of the fireflies to see each other by.’

boniverotica:

I asked Bon Iver to describe a perfect day. ‘We spend the morning picking wildflowers in the field near the one-room schoolhouse.  When the sun is high, we find a shade tree, spread out our Navajo blanket, and share a salad of organic arugula and some rosemary bread I baked.  You wear a picture hat and a linen romper.  I bring my banjo and play all your favorite Woody Guthrie songs.  In the evening, we smoke hand-rolled cigarettes and drink whiskey from a jam jar.  When the whiskey’s gone and we’ve smoked our last cigarette, we make love on the back porch with only the light of the fireflies to see each other by.’

drool.

drool.

Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.
— Albus Dumbledore